Terence Lane – 500 Baby Names for 3017

(Nov. 6, 3016. Mock up copy. For editorial use only.)

 

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(Have spoken to Halo Flanagan and she sounds very enthusiastic about a forthcoming list. “500 Exotic Baby Names for 3017” mock up to follow.)


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Terence Lane’s fiction has appeared in SmokeLong Quarterly, Corium Magazine, The Southampton Review, and elsewhere. His novella, “The Doll,” is currently seeking a publisher. He lives on Long Island.